The best funny jokes about COVID

Now that COVID is hopefully almost past us, we can look back and have some laughs about that time when we sat at home, were afraid to go out and to meet each other. Obviously, COVID was a serious thing. But this is what people do: first they are afraid, then when they reach safe distance, they start laughing about it.

Anyway, without further ado, Thumbs Up Jokes presents to you: Best funny jokes about COVID and quarantine.

We will put jokes in a bit of a story about COVID so that maybe in 30 years our children read these jokes and learn the history of what happened.

First, let's start with a joke about how COVID began. Obviously, this is just a joke:

 

 Everyone was afraid of COVID so much that COVID was considered the worst thing that can happen to a person.

 

 

 Do you remember the thing called "Asymptomatic Coronavirus?" Still don't know if I had it that year.

 

 

 Coronavirus statistics was a thing. Really not clear how to calculate if they say many people carry it with no symptoms.

 

 

 Also, it was not 100% clear if we counted cases correctly:

 

 

 There was a thing with people when everyone was policing each other making sure everyone wears a mask.

 

 

 It was a real year of the rat:

 

 

At least, COVID happened in 2020 when we had smartphones with social networks and games to play while in self-isolation.

 

 

 Masking was a thing. Even dog's were wondering what has happened :)

 

 

 But masking was a problem for some:

 

 

To fight COVID, a completely new type of vaccine was used. This caused some people to distrust the vaccine and the companies that created it with fierce battles on social media between those who vaccinated and those who did not want to (called "anti-vaxxers").

 

 

Doctors were so scared of COVID that they went 100% virtual and did not want to see patients in person. This was probably very interesting experience for gynecologists and proctologists. I can imagine how patients stands with their back towards the camera on the laptop :)

 

 

 People had to fight for their right to see the doctor :)

 

 

 That's all for today. Hope you enjoyed our jokes and had some fun.

 

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Funniest jokes about husband & wife. Hilarious adult jokes about relationships in the family

Thumbs Up Jokes presents the best hilarious jokes for adults about the husband and wife relationship. Today, we will laugh with jokes about some aspects of family relationships and husband & wife interactions.

We all believe in love and a strong family relationship when husband and wife are friends. However, over time, in any family, there are moments when we just want to kill each other. That is fine as soon as you never want to divorce :)

Below is the joke about coping with each other's logic in the family. First, men and women are said to have different ways of thinking about things. But then, it is also amplified by personalities.

 

 Faithful relationships are key in the family. Below is the joke about faithfulness between husband and wife.

 

 

 

A sophisticated way to tell your spouse something is by retelling dreams :)

 

 

 

 Relationship in the family depends on the appreciation of each other and each other's contributions. Be nice to your spouse, or else...

 

 

 And here is the joke about the money questions in the family. Figuring out where they money keeps disappearing is a headache for many families.

 

 

 Family idyll is difficult to attain. But those who did are really blessed.

 

 

One of the ways to achieve happiness in the family is to accept there are no saints and that everyone has their little secrets. Once spouses allow a bit of freedom for each other, that extra breathing space really helps.

 

 

They say a family that does not quarrels is bad.

 Few quarrels mean the spouses don't discuss enough of the problems or that one spouse dominates the other so much that there is no discussion. But then, I am not an expert.

 

 

 When you live together long enough, you know each other so well. You even know what the spouse wants just listening for one sentence.

 

 

 In the end, be happy in your relationships. Help each other, love each other. Lives are short, so spend as much time together as you can.

 

 

That's all for today! Hope you enjoyed our jokes. Subscribe for future jokes!

 

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Oh Kids! Top 10 funniest jokes about kids and funny kids situations

 

Oh Kids! Top 10 funniest jokes about kids and funny kids situations Thumbs Up Jokes presents: Jokes about kids and funny kids situations. 

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Best Funny Boomer Jokes about Family and Relationship

Today, Thumbs Up Jokes presents to you what they call boomer jokes. The jokes are primarily about men with their boomer-type views on marriage and relationships. The Boomer humor very often views marriage as an inescapable, torturous arrangement.

Now, while this may not make sense to genZ or even millennials, Boomers rarely practice divorce. But I truly believe that Boomers are also just more sarcastic about life in general, and while they make these jokes, they still really love their spouses. In the end, humor for them is just something helping to cope with the ever-changing world and the trends that come and go, and focus on something that will be there forever: the family relationship.

Here is a joke showcasing a sarcastic way to look at the new fancy trend.

 

 

 A boomer-style joke about marriage after 25 years.

 

 

 

A constant argument with the spouse seems to be inescapable once you have lived together for many years. And sometimes it feels like there is no way to win it.

 

 

 

Another common trait of boomer jokes is the relationship with the mother-in-law, as you have to accept her frequent visits and pretend you love her.

 

 

 

 Men indeed have something unique they can bring in to raise children :)

 

 

 And another boomer joke about the joy of escaping a long-term marriage.

 

 

 

 Men do love to talk about girls. Especially when they finally escape their wife and have a night out with their buddies at a bar.

 

 

But when men spend a long time without women around, they start to feel something is missing. So while they do make all those jokes about marriage, they do need someone who cares for them and loves them.

 

 

 Cheating on each other is another theme that is very common in boomer jokes. And what can you expect when you cannot divorce as you have "strong moral principles."

 

 

 Some men do find a way to escape the boring family routine.

 

 

 This man does not get it. Very often, Boomer jokes depict men as a bit slow to get things :) 

 

 

And yet another Boomer joke about cheating. In this case, it seems everyone cheats on each other, and everyone hides this fact.

 

 

In the end, boomers understand that the person that they lived together with for the past 30-40 years is the only closest person that is left in this world. The kids are married and live with their families. Parents have long passed away. And you have that one person who you went through so much with. They say it is a different kind of love, but it is also the strongest one. Hope you enjoyed our Boomer jokes. Don't forget to subscribe for more jokes.

 

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