Sunday 25 June 2023

Best funny jokes about kids and funny kids situations

Thumbs Up Jokes presents to you the funniest jokes about kids and jokes about funny situations with kids

Kids are a lot of fun and can generate a lot of funny situations. But that's not it: kids are great at observing surroundings and relationships with that critical unblurred view. And when they comment on something, they don't go around the bush; they just tell the truth. The truth is sometimes uncomfortable. But that unblurred honesty is what makes it funny.

Here is an example joke about that unblurred honesty coming from the mouth of the kid.

 
Funny joke about son and mom. Son does not want to eat.
 
 Kids learn quickly, and they ask a lot of questions. Sometimes you don't even know how to answer those questions.
 
Funny joke about boy and grandmother reading a fairy tale.
 
 Conversations with grandparents are a separate topic. Sometimes grannies can be real trouble-makers.
 
Funny joke about boy visiting his grandparents.
 
 Without parents helicoptering, kids can be their true selves at school.
 
Funny joke about children at school.
 
The grandparents are probably seen as some kind of ancient pharaohs by the grandchildren. Well, what did you expect? They were born before Google and even before computers were made.
 
Funny joke about a girl and her grandmother.
 
 Kids can observe things that we think we hide. This can create truly awkward situations.
 
Funny joke about son asking questions about sex.
 
 Teaching kids math can backfire.
 
Fun joke about dad teaching son to count.
 
 Oh! Those kids!
 
Funny joke about boy swallowing a mouse.
 
 The kid below is clearly skipping his homework and practicing something else instead.
 
Funny joke about a boy at school
 
 What can be better than sharing your troubles with your best friend? :)
 
Funny joke about boy sitting on painted bench.
 
 
That's all for today! Hope you enjoyed our jokes. Subscribe for future jokes!
 

Monday 5 June 2023

Part 2! Best funny jokes about marketing, promotions, and salesmen | Thumbs Up Jokes 2023

 

Today's topic of our video: Funny jokes about salesmen, promotions, and marketing

Thumbs Up Jokes brings you the best funny jokes on different topics to have laughs and fun together.

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Wednesday 31 May 2023

The best funny jokes about COVID

Now that COVID is hopefully almost past us, we can look back and have some laughs about that time when we sat at home, were afraid to go out and to meet each other. Obviously, COVID was a serious thing. But this is what people do: first they are afraid, then when they reach safe distance, they start laughing about it.

Anyway, without further ado, Thumbs Up Jokes presents to you: Best funny jokes about COVID and quarantine.

We will put jokes in a bit of a story about COVID so that maybe in 30 years our children read these jokes and learn the history of what happened.

First, let's start with a joke about how COVID began. Obviously, this is just a joke:
Joke about COVID and Wuhan
 
 Everyone was afraid of COVID so much that COVID was considered the worst thing that can happen to a person.
 
Joke about COVID and person coughing
 
 Do you remember the thing called "Asymptomatic Coronavirus?" Still don't know if I had it that year.
 
Joke about asymptomatic coronavirus
 
 Coronavirus statistics was a thing. Really not clear how to calculate if they say many people carry it with no symptoms.
 
Joke about COVID statistics
 
 Also, it was not 100% clear if we counted cases correctly:
 
Joke about COVID statistics and deaths from COVID
 
 There was a thing with people when everyone was policing each other making sure everyone wears a mask.
 
Joke about COVID. Joke about masking
 
 It was a real year of the rat:
 
Joke about the year of the rat. Joke about COVID
 
At least, COVID happened in 2020 when we had smartphones with social networks and games to play while in self-isolation.
 
Funny joke about COVID
 
 Masking was a thing. Even dog's were wondering what has happened :)
 
Funny joke about masking. Best jokes about COVID
 
 But masking was a problem for some:
 
Funny joke about wearing mask
 
To fight COVID, a completely new type of vaccine was used. This caused some people to distrust the vaccine and the companies that created it with fierce battles on social media between those who vaccinated and those who did not want to (called "anti-vaxxers").
 
Funny joke about vaccine trials
 
Doctors were so scared of COVID that they went 100% virtual and did not want to see patients in person. This was probably very interesting experience for gynecologists and proctologists. I can imagine how patients stands with their back towards the camera on the laptop :)
 
Funny joke about calling a doctor
 
 People had to fight for their right to see the doctor :)
 
Funny joke about doctors and COVID. Doctors don't want to meet patients
 
 That's all for today. Hope you enjoyed our jokes and had some fun.
 
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Friday 19 May 2023

Funniest jokes about husband & wife. Hilarious adult jokes about relationships in the family

Thumbs Up Jokes presents the best hilarious jokes for adults about the husband and wife relationship. Today, we will laugh with jokes about some aspects of family relationships and husband & wife interactions.

We all believe in love and a strong family relationship when husband and wife are friends. However, over time, in any family, there are moments when we just want to kill each other. That is fine as soon as you never want to divorce :)

Below is the joke about coping with each other's logic in the family. First, men and women are said to have different ways of thinking about things. But then, it is also amplified by personalities.

Hilarious joke about family conversation on Thumbs Up Jokes
 
 Faithful relationships are key in the family. Below is the joke about faithfulness between husband and wife.
 
funny joke about husband and wife conversation
 
 
A sophisticated way to tell your spouse something is by retelling dreams :)
 
Funny joke about husband telling his wife about a dream
 
 
 Relationship in the family depends on the appreciation of each other and each other's contributions. Be nice to your spouse, or else...
 
Hilarious joke for adults: joke about husband and wife.
 
 And here is the joke about the money questions in the family. Figuring out where they money keeps disappearing is a headache for many families.
 
Funny joke about family budget and money
 
 Family idyll is difficult to attain. But those who did are really blessed.
 
Funny joke about family
 
One of the ways to achieve happiness in the family is to accept there are no saints and that everyone has their little secrets. Once spouses allow a bit of freedom for each other, that extra breathing space really helps.
 
Funny joke about family
 
They say a family that does not quarrels is bad.
 Few quarrels mean the spouses don't discuss enough of the problems or that one spouse dominates the other so much that there is no discussion. But then, I am not an expert.
 
Funny joke about family quarreling. Joke about husband and wife arguing.
 
 When you live together long enough, you know each other so well. You even know what the spouse wants just listening for one sentence.
 
Joke about wife asking for money
 
 In the end, be happy in your relationships. Help each other, love each other. Lives are short, so spend as much time together as you can.
 
Funny adult joke about family. Adult joke about sex. Hilarious joke for adults.
 
That's all for today! Hope you enjoyed our jokes. Subscribe for future jokes!
 

Wednesday 10 May 2023

Oh Kids! Top 10 funniest jokes about kids and funny kids situations

 

Oh Kids! Top 10 funniest jokes about kids and funny kids situations Thumbs Up Jokes presents: Jokes about kids and funny kids situations. 

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Monday 1 May 2023

Best Funny Boomer Jokes about Family and Relationship

Today, Thumbs Up Jokes presents to you what they call boomer jokes. The jokes are primarily about men with their boomer-type views on marriage and relationships. The Boomer humor very often views marriage as an inescapable, torturous arrangement.

Now, while this may not make sense to genZ or even millennials, Boomers rarely practice divorce. But I truly believe that Boomers are also just more sarcastic about life in general, and while they make these jokes, they still really love their spouses. In the end, humor for them is just something helping to cope with the ever-changing world and the trends that come and go, and focus on something that will be there forever: the family relationship.

Here is a joke showcasing a sarcastic way to look at the new fancy trend.

 
A joke about raw food diet. Joke about wife cooking
 
 A boomer-style joke about marriage after 25 years.
 
Boomer joke about silver jubilee
 
 
A constant argument with the spouse seems to be inescapable once you have lived together for many years. And sometimes it feels like there is no way to win it.
 
Joke about husband arguing with wife
 
 
Another common trait of boomer jokes is the relationship with the mother-in-law, as you have to accept her frequent visits and pretend you love her.
 
Boomer joke about mother-in-law
 
 
 Men indeed have something unique they can bring in to raise children :)
 
Funny joke about son and dad in sauna
 
 And another boomer joke about the joy of escaping a long-term marriage.
 
Funny boomer joke about wife leaving a man
 
 
 Men do love to talk about girls. Especially when they finally escape their wife and have a night out with their buddies at a bar.
 
Funny joke about men talking about women
 
But when men spend a long time without women around, they start to feel something is missing. So while they do make all those jokes about marriage, they do need someone who cares for them and loves them.
 
Funny joke about man coming home from Africa
 
 Cheating on each other is another theme that is very common in boomer jokes. And what can you expect when you cannot divorce as you have "strong moral principles."
 
Funny joke about wife cheating
 
 Some men do find a way to escape the boring family routine.
 
Funny joke about husband tricking his wife
 
 This man does not get it. Very often, Boomer jokes depict men as a bit slow to get things :) 
Funny joke about stupid husband
 
 
And yet another Boomer joke about cheating. In this case, it seems everyone cheats on each other, and everyone hides this fact.
 
Funny boomer joke about wife cheating on husband. Husband cheating too.
 
In the end, boomers understand that the person that they lived together with for the past 30-40 years is the only closest person that is left in this world. The kids are married and live with their families. Parents have long passed away. And you have that one person who you went through so much with. They say it is a different kind of love, but it is also the strongest one. Hope you enjoyed our Boomer jokes. Don't forget to subscribe for more jokes.
 

Saturday 29 April 2023

The Science of Laughter: Why Best Jokes Make Us Feel Good

 


Laughter is the best medicine, or so they say. But have you ever wondered why Best jokes make us feel so good? There is wisdom behind it. In this composition, we'll explore the reasons behind the positive goods of humor on our internal and physical health.   

First of all, it's important to note that not all jokes are created equal. The Best jokes are those that are unanticipated, clever, and relatable. They catch us off guard, make us suppose, and give a sense of connection with others. These types of jokes spark specific regions in our brains that are associated with price and social cling.   

When we hear Best jokes, our brain’s price center, which is responsible for producing sense-good chemicals like dopamine and endorphins, becomes actuated. This is why we feel a sense of pleasure and happiness when we hear a joke that we find particularly funny. The further we laugh, the further these chemicals are released, which can help to reduce stress and boost our mood.   

In addition to the sense-good chemicals, laughing also has several physical benefits. It can ameliorate our cardiovascular health by adding blood inflow and oxygenation, which can in turn help to reduce the threat of heart complaints. Laughing also stimulates the production of natural killer cells, which are important for our vulnerable system and can help to fight off infections and conditions.   


But why do we find some jokes funnier than others? It all comes down to our sense of humor. Everyone has a different sense of what they find funny, grounded on factors similar to our life gests, artistic background, and personality. What one person finds ridiculous, another may not indeed crack a smile at. 

Still, some types of jokes are more likely to be widely funny. For illustration, jokes that involve wordplay or puns are frequently well-entered because they bear us to suppose and make connections in our brains. Jokes that are tone- disapproving or involve a surprise twist can also be particularly effective at inspiring Laughter.   

The social aspect of Laughter is also important. Laughing with others can help to strengthen social bonds and produce a sense of belonging. When we laugh together, we feel a participated sense of enjoyment and connection. This is why humor is frequently used in social situations, whether it's in the plant, at a social gathering, or in a romantic relationship.   

In conclusion, Best jokes have an important effect on our internal and physical health. They spark the price center in our brain, release sense-good chemicals, and have a range of physical benefits. The individual sense of humor plays a part in what we find funny, but some types of jokes are more widely charming. And eventually, the social aspect of Laughter is an important factor in why we enjoy it so much. So the coming time you hear a good joke, go ahead and laugh – it's good for you!

Sunday 23 April 2023

10 Best Funniest Doctor Jokes: VOL 2

 

Thumbs Up Jokes presents Vol 2 of our best funniest doctor jokes. 

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Monday 17 April 2023

Best Funny Jokes About Lawyers, Judges, And Hearings In Court

 

I was always fond of court movies, the battles between attorneys and prosecutors trying to outsmart each other, and the game attorneys play with the jury. Court hearings present a lot of material for funny jokes about lawyers, the twists in defending the client, funny sayings, and logic used by attorneys to defend a client who is definitely guilty.

So, today, we will laugh over the best funny jokes about lawyers, judges, and hearings in court.

Cornering or tricking a person into answering a question in a specific way is a very common way to interrogate witnesses in court. The joke below makes fun of the person in court escaping from being cornered to answer in a specific way.

 
A joke about judge demanding "yes" or "no" answers
 
 When in court, make sure the story you tell to the judge makes logical sense :)
 
A joke about a judge talking to defendant
 
 
 In the below joke, just a bit on an absurd humor related to court, judge, and prison.
 
A joke about judge and convicts who escaped the prison
 
 
Lawyers often need the help of detectives to find a person or collect evidence. Just make sure you trust this detective.
 
 
Joke about a lawyer and detective
 Now, all is clear from the speech of the lawyer below. Clearly, the client is just a victim of circumstances :)
 
A joke about lawyer's speech in court
 
 
Getting their clients out of prison may need extreme actions.
 
Joke about a lawyer defending a client in court
 
 
Another joke about the lawyer presenting his client as a victim of circumstances and his parent raising him.
 
A joke about mother testifying about her son
 
 
 Now that is some solid logic used by the attorney. Clearly, the defendant is not guilty. Release him right away!
 
Funny joke about lawyer and his logical speech in court
 
 
 Personally knowing the judge does not automatically mean you are in less trouble.
 
Joke about judge and defendant
 
 
 The last joke is about a lawyer defending his client. Again, the lawyer uses his logic to make a case that the defendant's rights were broken :)
 
Joke about lawyers and judges
Blog source: https://www.thumbsupjokes.com/post/best-funny-jokes-about-lawyers-judges-and-hearings-in-court
 
 
 

Wednesday 29 March 2023

Best Funny Dentist Jokes. Jokes about Funny Situations at the Dentist's Office

Thumbs Up Jokes presents "Top funny jokes about dentists." In today's post, we will go over the best funny dentist jokes and funny jokes about situations at dentists' offices.

Most of us are afraid of dentists. What can be scarier than hearing from a dentist that the tooth must be pulled out? Who enjoys sitting in the dentist's chair and having their tooth drilled? But, unfortunately, we all have to go to the dentist from time to time. And what is the best way to cope with something you don't like but must do? That's right! Laugh about it. That's why we are presenting to you a few funny dentist jokes and jokes about funny situations at the dentist. Maybe next time you must go to the dentist, you will think about these jokes and have a few laughs.

Most patients fear dentists, but this dentist found a way to battle this fear. But now it seems he himself should fear the patient.

Funny joke about dentist. Dentist joke about pulling a tooth
 
 
 This dentist decided to amplify the fear in his patients and use it to his advantage.
 
Funny joke about dentist. Dentist joke about drilling tooth

But then maybe this fear in patients does make sense, like in the case below.

 
Funny joke about dentist. Dentist joke about pulling wrong tooth
 
 I wonder how many hours the dentist below plans to work...
 
Funny joke about dentist. Dentist joke about beginner dentist
 
 
 You don't open your mouth wide enough - not good. You open too wide - again, not good.
 
Funny joke about dentist. Dentist joke about opening mouth
 
 
 Well, sometimes you can have some revenge on dentists for all the pain and fear.
 
Funny joke about dentist. Dentist joke about funny situation at the dentist
 
 
That's all for today! Hope you enjoyed our jokes. Subscribe for future jokes!
 

Monday 27 March 2023

Joke Of The Day – Know The Many Ways It Can Lift Your or Anyone Else’s Mood!

 

Do you have a habit of reading funny gags first thing in the morning? You are not alone. There are many who like to read a funny piece or a joke every day. It may be in the morning or before going to sleep. There are reasons why a gag is always welcome in a conversation. Most people use a gag or sarcasm as the perfect way to start a conversation. Do you know why? Because it has the capacity to lift the mood instantly. Hurry on and recognize the ways a gag help you and others! 

 

The morning grumpiness – Beat with laughter!

 

Not everyone is a morning person. And with the fast-paced life, it is impossible for people to wake up in the morning with a happy face. Therefore, the morning mood of most people is grumpy and sad. Reading the Joke of the Day from a daily subscription model from www.thumbsupjokes.com could be the best thing to start your day.

 

Say sorry or apologize with a joke.

 

Do you need to apologize to your friend, partner, or colleague? There could be no better way to say sorry to a person than a joke. If you want to say sorry to a dear one, apologize first. The best way to end an apology conversation with the person you are talking to is by cracking a joke. And what could be better than the Joke of the Day? Try it on someone and recognize the impact it creates on the other person in making the mood happy and bright.



Beat the tiredness and exhaustion with a smile!

 

Do you know what could help after a tiring day at the office? A good laugh with your colleagues could be the best way to end the day on a high note. And there could be no better choice than a funny joke that you read at the beginning of the day. A joke that is termed as the best of the day is loved by all! So, you can always share the joke with your friends, family members, or colleague after an exhausting day to bring a smile to your and everyone else’s face.

 

Share and spread the joy – Have a good laugh!

 

Sometimes you have to make an announcement to a group or talk to someone you hardly know! In such times, sharing a joke could be the best conversation starter, and enhances your confidence level. How? Because a smile on the other person’s face acts as the best motivation to keep the conversation going. Therefore, you can spread joy and share a laugh with the other person in the room to enhance the vibe.

 

Subscribe and get a constant supply of gags!

 

How do you always keep a ready stock of the best gags? The only way to ensure it is by subscribing to a daily email for the best jokes. You can read them in the morning or any time of the day to enhance your stock of gags. They do not let the constant supply of jokes stop and help you by cheering you and everyone else!